I was so hungry I almost ate your jacket
The one with the
pot leaf designs,
I almost ate
your jacket,
the one you left on the
floor by my side
of the bed
the one you wore
just the other
day to cash
your tax refund
and I was a little
embarrassed at first
and you teased me
and said don’t be
silly kitten,
you called me kitten
which seemed kind of
silly and stupid,
but I played along like
I liked it and said
meow and purr
and stuff like that,
That jacket is
a little itchy
by the way,
I know
because I wore
It to visit
my friend who works
at the adult video
store, the one
that has all
those lesbians
That work there.
The twitter Writer
Is very serious
about his literary
aspirations
these aspirations
might or might
not include
“classy”
women who
like to
read small,
bite size
bits about
shoes, opiates,
or the
small mole
on his favorite
porn star’s neck
Bio: Melanie Browne
Co-editor of Leaf Garden press
http://melspoemsandsuch.blogspot.com/
http://leafgardenpress.com
